How to Make a Homemade Dildo with the Most Surprising Objects.

Bored out of your mind and want to release some sexual tension? Sex toys can be your ticket to absolute bliss, but what do you do if you don’t have them on hand?

In this case, you can try to create a homemade realistic dildo with some things that can be normally found in the kitchen or fridge. You’d be surprised at how many options you have for a DIY dildo once you’ve read our short and sweet guide to making your own sex toy using common household things.

10 Homemade Dildos You Can Try

Showerhead with Lots of Water and Soap

A showerhead isn’t a dildo per se, but more of a clit and g-spot stimulator. Hold it close to your vagina and turn the water way up so it hits all the pleasurable areas. The good news is that it won’t get stuck inside as there’s an adequate handle on most. Double the orgasm by rubbing it up with soap and go for the wet and wild finish!

Vibrating Back Massager

Do you have a back massager or a portable massager at home? You can easily turn it into a DIY dildo with a bit of engineering. The vibrating end can double as a vibrator to stimulate your outer erogenous zones, while the handle can be wrapped in a condom and inserted for an orgasmic ride.

Good-Sized Cucumber

You probably had a lightbulb moment when you were in the kitchen and chopping up cucumbers. ‘Why don’t I use a cucumber as a dildo?’ flashed in your mind, but maybe you were too busy to try it out. Pick a good-sized cucumber that’s relatively long, hard, and smooth, or if you want some extra stimulation then find a cucumber that has ‘pleasure bumps’ for good measure.

Candles!

The great thing about candles is that they come in a variety of sizes and thicknesses. Rummage through your stock and find one that you might enjoy. If you have some extra time you can use a knife to sculpt or carve it into a more realistic penis shape.

Lotion Bottle That Fits

This idea applies to skincare products you have lying around your dressing room. If it’s not too thick nor too long, then it can probably serve as a one-time dildo to sate your horny moment. Also, use the bottom end rather than the top end so you won’t get injured and the item won’t get stuck in a sensitive area.

Long and Hard Carrot

Yep, a carrot can be a DIY dildo you can use several times over. They have the perfect shape and just enough length that you can hold on securely. The conical aspect is similar to how sex toy dildos are shaped as they won’t slip inside easily as other household items.

Completely-Filled Water Bottle

That water bottle you use to hydrate can act like a dildo in a pinch. Fill it with water to add weight and make it feel like a heavy and engorged penis.

Uncooked Corn on the Cob

A corn on the cob is similar to a cucumber or carrot, with the added benefit of a secure grip. Remove the husk and any strings, then put a condom over the vegetable so you won’t get hurt. The corn should be long enough that you can get filled and still have room for your hands.

That Ketchup Bottle

Ketchup bottles come in several kinds, but for a makeshift dildo the rounder and longer it is, the better. You can choose to insert the top part (remove the cap first) or the bottom part, or alternate for a great time. Like other household items, wash and clean first before using.

Hand Grippers or Hand Grip Strengtheners

Last but not least, you can turn your hand grip exercise machine into a delicious dildo that serves both the vaginal and anal holes pretty well. The grip can either be foam or hard silicone, but they usually come in a rounded shape you can wrap with a condom.

Do These Five Things Before Using Your Homemade Dildo

Wash and Clean First

Safety should be a top priority whenever you feel the urge to get vaginal or anal pleasure using a DIY dildo. Before trying it out, make sure that you’ve washed it with gentle soap and warm water. Allow the object to dry before going to town.

Consider the Length and Chances That It Will Break

A good dildo should be long enough that you have a firm grip on it at all times. Too short, and the homemade dildo might accidentally slip inside, and then you’ll be in a world of trouble. Furthermore, you shouldn’t play around with household items that can easily break- you wouldn’t want to worry about them disintegrating while you’re having fun.

Wrap It With a Condom

To further add to the safety and pleasure of using a makeshift dildo, grab a condom and wrap your object with it. The condom enhances the sensation and gives you a shield against breakage or any rough spots.

Use Plenty of Lube

Just like using sex toys for vaginal and anal penetration, you should always lube up whenever you’re pleasuring yourself using homemade dildos. Keep in mind that not all lubes work for condoms- find a suitable lubricant and apply it generously before inserting the object.

Pay Full Attention to What You’re Doing

Because there probably is a chance that your dildo will slip inside, we recommend you pay 100% attention to your play session. Get a good grip or handle on the other end all throughout, and leave a 2-3 inch space to reduce the risk.

Popular Dildos are Affordable and Safe

Homemade dildos are great for that one-off masturbation and when you need a quick release, but they aren’t really meant to be used more than once. If you’re looking for a reliable dildo that’s always there when you need it, then consider shopping for real dildos with the features you want.